I Have a False Moustache...

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

brynnert:

Can we talk about this.

brynnert:

Can we talk about this.

dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

2014 San Diego Comic-Con Entertainment Weekly Portraits

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep