I Have a False Moustache...
annulet:

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

tumblr never fails to make me laugh

annulet:

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

tumblr never fails to make me laugh

uzuisafuckingpansage:

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

Bellosom is a inspiration for our generation

uzuisafuckingpansage:

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

Bellosom is a inspiration for our generation

ironman977:

ohgodbenny:

Sherlock’s like a kid who tries to explain to his father why he gets home late.

2 years late

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

the-dawn-wont-end-the-night:

jack pattillo is not the first person i would think to see on spongebobhipsterpants

the-dawn-wont-end-the-night:

jack pattillo is not the first person i would think to see on spongebobhipsterpants

jaclcfrost:

[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]

[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]

[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]

1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

(via floralfilm)

The first official posters for all three films

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

if you were wondering this is the image image

bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment